Thursday, July 19, 2007

Shit joke 3

When the body was created, every part of the body wanted to be the leader.

Brain spoke up and said, i should be the leader because i control the thinking..

Leg spoke up and said, we should be the leader because we are the ones taking the brain to everywhere that the brain wants to go..

Hands spoke up and said, we should be the leader because we are the ones doing all the work and earning all the money..

Finally the ass spoke up and said i should be the leader.

All the other body parts laughed at him(lets just consider the ass is a male ok.. not sexist) and think that why should he be the boss?

So the ass shut himself and does not want to pass out any shit. After a period of time, all the other body parts gave up and let the ass be the leader

That is why our ass, the boss, gets to sit and just pass the shit out.

God Bless~

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