Thursday, July 19, 2007

Shit joke 1

One man was in the hospital and have been to the toilets for lots of time without being able to shit.. all of them were false alarm. so he decided that the next time nature calls, he won't go to the toilet...

true enough, nature calls and he didn't went to the toilet.. but this time, it's for real and he shitted(i don't know whether or not this word exist) on his bed. panicked, he wrapped his bed sheet and threw it down the window...

below, a man was walking and the bed sheet fell on his head... he struggled to get himself out of the bedsheet and a hospital attendant seeing this, went to him and asked

attendant: Sir, what are you doing sir?
Sir: I think i just beat the shit out of a ghost.

XD XD

God Bless~

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