Lame Comeback

25th Oct 2007

Today is my birthday.. and the best part of the day is that i heard so many lame jokes... serious stuffs.. Crystal, the 'LAME Queen' have so many lame jokes that sitting with her for half an hour can easily make u numb with lameness... hahaha..

Kah Meng, got some lame jokes too, but Crystal is the lamest la.. with the big fat L on her forehead.. hahaha.. during lunch today, some of the lame jokes are as follows:

Crystal's Joke

1) Farmer A sells fish, Farmer B sells vegetables. What does Farmer C sells?
Medicine..

Y? Farmer C (pharmarcy) sweat right??


2) Where does the papa pig and mama pig bring their baby pig?
Pig-nic

3) a pig got into an accident. How did it end up in the hospital?
Hambulans

4) Crystal: tell u all a dirty joke
All of us: *listening attentively*
Crystal: A white horse falls into the mud
All: So?
Crystal: That's the dirty joke la.. the horse got dirty... dirty joke -.-;

Kah Meng's Joke

1) What sound does a person falling from the fifth floor do?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr *piak*

what sound does a person falling from 100th floor do?
aaaarrrrr *takes breath* aaaaarrrr *takes breath* aaaaarrrrrr *piak*

what sound does a person falling from the first floor do?
*piak* aaaarrrrrr

2) What is the heaviest noddle on the whole wide world?
wanton mee (one tonne mee)

3) who is the mightiest person on earth?
the person who created wanton mee... hahahaha

Yeah.. that's the best part of my day today la.. hahaha.. Ade.. died from lameness yet? XD

And oh.. for those who don't know who Crystal is, oh well.. i wanted to upload her photo, but apparently, the connection doesn't like me... so can't upload it.. hahaha

The next thing that i got was lots of wished from friends far and near la.. didn't knew i am so erm... memorable and missable.. XD

God Bless~